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Have your boss ever banged the table when she/he was trying to make a point?
The point that he/she is the boss and you are not supposed to challenge him/her but to listen.
Uncalled for.
I'm sorry I come from a democratic society, according to my national pledge and I don't follow the nonsense where you originate.
Well, after the banging table incident, she got her way.
But she's losing it soon :)
And I will have the final laugh. HA HA HA.

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To those who want a job that starts from 10am to 6pm, including a 2hr lunch break, good news!
Please my boss and if she likes you enough, your dream will come true!
You don't even have to be competent because she always has a way to defend and protect you.
Too good to be true?
Not at all.
As long as you live really far away (although you claim otherwise and you drive), able to pretend you're working hard all the time (although you are surfing net and missed deadlines), have worked just ONE weekend or on A public holiday and well, as long as she likes you.

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When she's working, you as the subordinate needs to be work harder even if it's not necessary.
Actually we always work harder and smarter.
Missing a tiny bit of the event when there are already 4 in the team gets you the comment of, "ya, you're the ONLY one who's going over tomorrow anyway." Never know I'm that important...
And when you're on your honeymoon, don't think you'll be let off.
You'll be questioned why you're not back at work when you want to rest off the jetlag and do the unpacking.
You'll be chased for stuff that are not even urgent and the email goes, "I know you're not back at work yet but..." If you know, you wouldn't have asked.
Not only can you not enjoy or rest in peace, you will be blamed for not being able to handle social media 24/7 while the other (cough...incompetent) one can. Just because you flew off the next day after a big event.
You had no proper plans and have forced her to let you take up social media marketing and as much as she didn't like the way you did it, she would not say anything only because she's kind enough to let you try.
I'm sorry but fuck you!
YOU asked me to do it. No one forced you. We showed you the plans. I've cleared all my work before I left. I took leave so whether I was overseas or rotting at home is none of your business.

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Your lack of security makes you look pathetic at times.
You're sitting in the room. Where's the confidence?
Fake it even if you have none.
Don't you always claim to have seen and done this and that?
We left you out? Have you ever tried to be involved?
Department lunch is never just us in the department.
It was always be plus one or two or three.
Have you shown your genuine concern?
Perhaps only to those whom you like again.
I was sneezing like mad for a good two weeks and not once have I heard a "how are you?" or "are you feeling better?"
The handicapped one (I'm not mean, it's true) just have to sniff a little or chocked on a tiny crab bone (most likely due to his greediness - he said it and we've all witnessed it) and you'll go awww, poor thing...
Don't ask for a genuine relationship if you are not prepared to commit.